“Listen Oliver, let’s just wait till duck season is over before we tell Mom about the alligator. Ok?”
“Sure dad,” he replied. Yet, somewhere during the 20 minute drive home this hush-hush agreement got lost in his little memory bank because as soon as we opened the kitchen door at home Oliver loudly announced “Dad almost got eaten by an enormous alligator!”
This is what happened: Oliver and Braden knocked down a couple birds in the rice canal. I sent Fiona, my lab, to get the birds. She brought the first one, but dropped it somewhere before getting to me. I sent her back to get the one she dropped, but instead she grabbed dead bird number 2. I then step down into the canal, thinking she dropped the first in the grass at the edge. With my back to the canal, and up to my waist in water, my son exclaims “Alligator!” I startle and scold him as a look over my shoulder “Oliver, don’t joke about….” I then set a personal record for high jumping with waders, and scrambled out of the canal. I did not see it’s head, only its tail , which looked about 6-8 inches wide.
This is what I think happened: splashing from half dead birds and the dog brought a large, hungry alligator to chomp down on something juicy. By the time the beast gets there, I’m in the water. The monster, (looking back I figure its at least 14-16 feet long, twice as big as the initial estimate by my friend Brent), started to eat me, but realized I wasn’t bird or dog and left without attacking.
Anyways, other than my second near death experience with alligators, we had a great time taking a couple young hunters on their first gun carrying duck hunts. Despite hurricane Patricia bearing down on us, we managed to get the boys their first ducks (bluewing teal) and their first poule d’eau. As a bonus, while setting out the decoys, I managed to channel my inner Swamp People and grabbed 15 bullfrogs.
All in all, exciting start to the waterfowl season.
Looking forward to cold weather and the arrival of the big birds, but this was a great start. Any of you hunt the youth weekend?